Ladies Who Do Too Much

Friday, January 13, 2006

SOME ways MEN have it made...

A laugh for the ladies. This is a forward which many of you may or may not have seen. I am not really into sending forwards and I thought what better way to share things that I find humorous or would just like to share without being the "forwarding girl"...Hence I will "Just Blog it!"(TRADEMARKE PENDING)

Granted all these things are not an inconvenience for ladies, nor by any means am I saying that men have it easy or easier, however you can see the point being made. It is a tad edited, however I hope you will enjoy and they bring a laugh to your day...

Some ways men have it made...
Your last name stays put.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant and still have contributed to the glorious creation called children.
 You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
 You can wear NO shirt to a water park and not be scorned by the society.
 Car mechanics tell you the truth.
 The world is your urinal.
 You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
 Statistically proven..Same work, more pay.
 Wrinkles add character.
 Wedding dress $5,000. Tux RENTAL-$100.
 People typically don't stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
 The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
 Phone conversations are commonly over in 30 seconds flat.
 A five-day vacation requires only ONE suitcase.
 If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
 Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
 Three pairs of shoes are commonly more than enough.
 Everything on your face stays its original color.
 The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
 You can play with toys all your life.
 One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
 You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
 You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
 You have freedom of choice concerning growing a 'stache.
 You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 1hr or less.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Find an Outlet for YOU!

It is my suggestion for all LWD2M to find something you enjoy... an outlet if you will! If you do not have a hobby or are bored with your current hobbies and looking for something new... I suggest that you find a new, healthy, fun hobby. It could even be just quite time to yourself... think about... *dream sequence*

Personally, I have always enjoyed the game Scrabble. It challenges the mind often helps in building vocabulary and perfecting spelling. I also enjoy bowling. A pastime for those with a strong arm and a good aim :) ... As of late August I started my latest hobby... Texas Hold 'em.... which is lots and lots of fun!... if I can only find opponents ...

My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence.
- Dame Edith Sitwell