Ladies Who Do Too Much

Friday, January 13, 2006

SOME ways MEN have it made...

A laugh for the ladies. This is a forward which many of you may or may not have seen. I am not really into sending forwards and I thought what better way to share things that I find humorous or would just like to share without being the "forwarding girl"...Hence I will "Just Blog it!"(TRADEMARKE PENDING)

Granted all these things are not an inconvenience for ladies, nor by any means am I saying that men have it easy or easier, however you can see the point being made. It is a tad edited, however I hope you will enjoy and they bring a laugh to your day...

Some ways men have it made...
Your last name stays put.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant and still have contributed to the glorious creation called children.
 You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
 You can wear NO shirt to a water park and not be scorned by the society.
 Car mechanics tell you the truth.
 The world is your urinal.
 You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
 Statistically proven..Same work, more pay.
 Wrinkles add character.
 Wedding dress $5,000. Tux RENTAL-$100.
 People typically don't stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
 The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
 Phone conversations are commonly over in 30 seconds flat.
 A five-day vacation requires only ONE suitcase.
 If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
 Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
 Three pairs of shoes are commonly more than enough.
 Everything on your face stays its original color.
 The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
 You can play with toys all your life.
 One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
 You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
 You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
 You have freedom of choice concerning growing a 'stache.
 You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 1hr or less.

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